‘The Bachelor’s’ Peter the Pilot and Friends in Ellen’s Booth of Internet Wonders: Part 2

‘The Bachelor’s’ Peter the Pilot and Friends in Ellen’s Booth of Internet Wonders: Part 2


No, I don’t want to do this one. Me in 30 years. [GASPS] [MUSIC PLAYING] Ellen’s Booth of
Internet Wonders. Love that. Love that. OK, here we go. Old photo. [DING] Bro, you’re about to be the
bachelor in about 14 years, so buckle up. Adventure calls. [DING] Aw, that’s me. I would tell that girl
that she is enough and that she’s worthy. [DING] You will gain some confidence,
young man, eventually. And you’ll never wear a
white suit ever again. [DING] Why can’t I look like
that without makeup now? I was so pretty. [DING] Oh, there he is,
chubby little Jared. Don’t worry about not having
a girlfriend right now. You’re going to be just fine. You’re going to have a jaw line. It’s going to all work out, kid. [DING] [LAUGHS] Slugger. You’re not an athlete. Get braces. Me in 30 years. [DING] 30 years? Yeah. I need to work on
my skin routine. [DING] I need to get a stash, though. I need to get my
dad stash going, because it’s pretty suss
right there, not going to lie. [DING] That’s really sad. But I still got my lashes. [DING] I need to start doing Botox. That’s what Cass is going
to do to me in 30 years? [DING] Huh. She’s so cute. That’s a grandma
that can get it. [DING] Well, I’m thinking I clearly
didn’t age like fine wine, drank way too much
wine with Kaitlyn. It’s going to be a tough go. Kaitlyn, would you
still stick with me? [DING] Still got it. [DING] Oh, my god. [DING] Ooh, I better lotion up. That does not look good–
some of those wrinkles. Meme Of Me. [DING] [SIGHS] I told Cary, who
was the stylist on the show. That was his idea. I was like, I don’t feel
like this is the move. He’s like, no, it’s in. I’m like, OK. [DING] After a guy watches
you eat Chipotle. I was freaked out that I
had freaked Chris Soules out about being a virgin. But it works with Chipotle, too. [DING] [LAUGHS] That’s
really funny, guys. That’s really funny. I know. I’m a– I look like a baby. Yup. I’ll do the Do You
Remember Tweeting this? [DING] “Can I just marry a surfer.” Oh, my gosh. [DING] “Skittles taste
like the rainbow.” Skittles ended up sending
me a bunch of Skittles, so that was nice. [DING] I mean, yeah, I
remember tweeting that. Did you know that I
took the epic picture of Kevin Jonas in
the yellow sweater at the Easter Egg Roll
in 2008 going like this? [DING] Tweets are pretty much forever. So yeah, be careful, because you
never know what will come back and bite you. [MUSIC PLAYING]

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