Jimmy Kimmel and Bill Hader’s Plane Made an Emergency Landing

Jimmy Kimmel and Bill Hader’s Plane Made an Emergency Landing


>>WOW! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] WHAT A NICE AUDIENCE. >>Jimmy: SORRY, I THINK I MAY HAVE GOTTEN SOME OF GUILLERMO’S HAIR GEL ON YOU. YOU, DID THAT WAS WEIRD. >>Jimmy: HOW ARE YOU DOING?>>GOOD. >>Jimmy: WE HAD A VERY EXCITING EXPERIENCE TOGETHER. >>YEAH. >>Jimmy: WE DID A TRIBUTE TO BILL MURRAY. >>YEP. >>Jimmy: AT THE KENNEDY CENTER.>>THAT’S TRUE. >>Jimmy: WHICH FOR ME WAS VERY, VERY, VERY EXCITING. AND FOR YOU WAS A MIXED — I’VE BEEN HEARING REPORTS. I’VE BEEN HEARING YOUR ACCOUNTING OF THE STORY. >>YEAH, WHAT HAPPENED AFTER WE LEFT. >>Jimmy: WHAT HAPPENED AFTERWARDS FROM MUTUAL FRIENDS.>>SO WE WERE AT THE MARK TWAIN AWARDS HONORING BILL MURRAY, JIMMY WAS HOSTING, I WAS IN IT, IT WAS A HUGE HONOR. NEXT DAY MY WIFE AND I WERE GOING TO FLY HOME COMMERCIAL. LIKE MOST PEOPLE. BUT JIMMY SAID, HEY! I HAVE A PRIVATE PLANE.>>Jimmy: WELL, I DON’T — [ LAUGHTER ]>>BABY SHOES? WHAT’S YOUR ADVANTAGES?>>Jimmy: BABY SHOES, THAT’S IT. BABY SHOES. >>BABY DOLL?>>Jimmy: SUNDAY NIGHT, I HAD TO GET BACK TO WORK TO DO THE SHOW.>>YES, YES. HE HAD A PRIVATE PLANE TAKE US BACK. SO — >>Jimmy: I INVITED YOU AND YOUR WIFE. >>WIFE MAGGIE, YOU AND MOLLY, STEPHANIE YOUR MAKEUP PERSON — >>Jimmy: I WEAR MAKEUP ON MY PRIVATE JET, YES. >>SHE WAS DOING US ALL, THAT WAS FUN. >>Jimmy: BY THE WAY, THAT WAS YOUR PUBLICIST, NOT MY PUBLICIST. >>OKAY. WE SOUND LIKE A BUNCH OF JERKS. MY PUBLICIST AND MY MAKEUP PERSON. SO WE DRIVE UP THERE, GET TO THE AIRPORT, IT’S 1:00 IN THE MORNING. THE FIRST THING IS WE GOT THERE AND THE PILOT IS LEANING AGAINST A WALL LIKE THIS WITH A CUP OF COFFEE. HE GOES, PLANE’S THAT WAY, PLANE’S THAT WAY. I’M LIKE — [ LAUGHTER ] AND IT STARTED TO FEEL LIKE THE END OF THE MOVIE “LA BAMBA.” I WAS RITCHIE VALENS, YOU WERE THE BIG BOPPER, THESE THINGS NEVER GO DOWN, RITCHIE, COME ON! LET’S DO IT, IT WILL BE RFUN, RITCHIE! I’M LIKE, ALL RIGHT. WE GET ON THE PLANE AND WE HAD THIS STEWARDESS. I DON’T REMEMBER, THE STEWARDESS. SHE WAS LIKE, EXACTLY HOWEVER MANY FEET I WILL BE SERVING YOU ALL A SALAD. WE WERE LIKE, ALL RIGHT, WHOA. OH, THIS IS GREAT. A SALAD AT 3:00 IN THE MORNING? AND SO WE’RE ON THE PLANE. AND WE’RE GOING. AND EVERYTHING’S FINE. WE’RE HAVING A GOOD TIME. AND THEN STEPHANIE, MAKEUP, SHE WENT UP TO THE COCKPIT TO TALK TO THE PILOT. AND SHE SAID, I’M CURIOUS, HOW MUCH FUEL DO YOU BURN FROM WASHINGTON, D.C. TO L.A.? AND HE LOOKED AT HIS GAUGES AND HE WENT — YOU NEED TO GO PUT ON YOUR SEAT BELT. SHE COMES BACK, HER EYES ARE THIS BIG, THE PILOT JUST SAID WE HAVE TO — I’M GOING, WHAT? OH, OH, NO — THEN THE PLANE WENT LIKE THIS. IT JUST WENT LIKE THAT. THE STEWARDESS WENT, OKAY, THAT IS NOT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN. >>Jimmy: SHE DID SAY THAT, YEAH. >>SO I’M GETTING REALLY NERVOUS. YOU WEREN’T NERVOUS. >>Jimmy: I WASN’T NERVOUS AT ALL. I WAS LIKE, REALLY? WHAT’S THE PROBLEM HERE? LET’S JUST ROLL THE DICE. POWER THROUGH IT. >>JIMMY WASN’T NERVOUS BECAUSE JIMMY WAS TIRED. [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] HE WAS TIRED. >>Jimmy: HOW DARE YOU. >>HE WAS REALLY TIRED. >>Jimmy: I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE INSINUATING. >>JIMMY WAS INCREDIBLY TIRED. AND ALEXA — >>Jimmy: ALEXA, ORDER ME A BOTTLE OF AMBIEN.>>SORRY.>>Jimmy: GO AHEAD. >>SO HE WAS TIRED. AND WE’RE — >>Jimmy: CAN I TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT MYSELF? I WOULD RATHER CRASH IN THE PLANE THAN BE LATE FOR WORK THE NEXT DAY. I HAVE A DIFFERENT FORM OF ANXIETY. >>I DON’T CARE ABOUT YOUR JOB. [ LAUGHTER ] I DON’T CARE ABOUT YOUR JOB! ON TIME? MY WIFE AND I ARE SITTING OVER HERE GOING, WHO DO WE LEAVE IN THE WILL TO THE — WHO’S GOING TO TAKE CARE OF OUR KIDS — >>Jimmy: VERY NERVOUS, YEAH. >>I’M NOT THINKING ABOUT YOUR JOB. >>Jimmy: IF DONALD TRUMP SAW YOU HE’D GRAB YOU, JUST GRAB YOU. YOU KNOW WHAT I’M SAYING? I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT I’M SAYING. ALL RIGHT, GO AHEAD. [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>SO WE LAND. AND WE’RE FINE. AND I’M LIKE — YOU’RE LIKE THAT. HUH, WHAT ARE YOU SO MAD ABOUT? ♪ BUFFALO SOLDIERS ♪ AND I’M OVER THERE — THEN PUT US IN A VAN AND THEY — WE LAND IN LOUISVILLE, KENTUCKY. NOTHING. AND THEN — SO THEY PUT US IN A VAN, 4:00 IN THE MORNING, WHATEVER. WE GET TO THIS HOTEL. THE ONLY HOLT OPEN IS A — LIKE IT’S A HAUNTED HOTEL.>>Jimmy: AS THE PLANE’S LANDING, I’M ON MY PHONE, I’M ON YELP FINDING US A HOTEL. I GOT A CAR TO PICK US UP. I WAS ON TOP OF MY GAME. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>YOU WERE DOING THAT, YOU WERE DOING THAT. YOU WERE ON YELP, DOING ALL THAT STUFF. GIGGLING. AND THEN WE GOT TO THE HOTEL. WE GET IN. AND IT’S LIKE, YEAH, YELP, I DON’T KNOW BUT — YOUR YELP THING WAS LIKE, DON’T GO HERE, IT’S A HAUNTED HOTEL. THAT’S THE HOTEL WE WENT TO. WE WEREN’T IN, JIMMY DID THIS GRAND GESTURE OF LIKE, HEY, I’M GOING TO GET EVERYBODY’S ROOM.>>Jimmy: I DIDN’T SAY THAT.>>YES, YOU DID. >>Jimmy: I JUST DIDN’T LET YOU GET THE CREDIT CARD, I FEEL GUILTY ALREADY THAT I’D PUT YOU ON A DEFECTIVE PLANE. >>YES, AND YOU SAID, I WANT TO GET YOUR ROOM. AND I WAS LIKE, YOU SHOULD GET MY ROOM, [ BLEEP ]. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] I WAS NERVOUS.>>Jimmy: YEAH. >>THEN WE FLEW OUT THE NEXT MORNING. REMEMBER THE VAN RIDE OUT? THE GUY WAS JUST TALKING TO US ABOUT, HE MAKES HIS KIDS’ HALLOWEEN COSTUMES.>>YEAH, RIGHT. >>I’M NERVOUS GOING OUT THIS THIS PLANE. JIMMY’S DRAWING THIS GUY OUT. >>Jimmy: CHATTING WITH HIM. >>WOW, REALLY, WOW. SO CAPE GIRL AND WHAT?>>Jimmy: DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT HE SAID? I ASKED THE GUY WHAT HIS KIDS WERE GOING FOR HALLOWEEN. IT WAS HALLOWEEN TIME. HE SAID, SUPERHEROES. I SAID WHAT SUPERHEROES? HE SAID, JUST SUPERHEROES.>>I REMEMBER THAT BECAUSE I WAS LIKE PRAYING. I WAS GOING ON A PLANE. SUPERHEROES, HUH? THAT’S INTERESTING.>>Jimmy: AND THEN WE GOT ON THE PLANE. >>THEN WE GOT ON AND EVERYTHING WAS FINE, JIMMY WAS LIKE WHAT ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT? BUT NO, YOU WERE GREAT. >>Jimmy: IN OTHER WORDS, YOU’RE WELCOME WHAT IS I’M TRYING TO SAY.

100 thoughts on “Jimmy Kimmel and Bill Hader’s Plane Made an Emergency Landing

  1. Jimmy would rather crash than be late at work :)) I'm the same, always preferring that thing which makes a better excuse

  2. I love these relatable stories about very rich men getting private planes. Reminds me of the time I was late for an interview and splashed out for an Uber.

  3. These two do the best interviews I wish I could be in a life threatening situation with these two

  4. difference between hosts

    kimmel: sorry, anyway, go ahead
    fallon: HAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHH

  5. This plane has EVERYTHING! They serve you salad at 3 a.m. and you will be accompanied by a talk show host stoned off of methamphetamines and Ambien!

  6. I hope Bill Hader is an awesome dad. I mean like I hope all of us who have kids are awesome parents, but that’s just not the case. So I really hope he is because he’s so great

  7. Bill could read the phone book and it'd be funny … actually, that wouldn''t be funny at all. And where would we find a phone book? Forget it.

  8. It's funny that Bill implied that Jimmy was high and careless and Jimmy implied that Bill was being a pussy XD

  9. Never trust a man that thinks it’s funny to steal children’s Halloween candy and then film them crying about it. That’s a demented brain.

  10. Some people just wanna go home. And in this moment, Bill was done and probably would’ve rather just flown home commercial hahaha

  11. 2:23 – How to say that Jimmy Kimmel was high in the most lowkey yet obvious way possible 😀 That's just… Brilliant!

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