Deep Space 69 – Pilot (Ep #1)

Deep Space 69 – Pilot (Ep #1)


[Jay:] Ugh. This meat popsicle
smells like wookie snatch. Smell it.
[Hamilton:] Dude. No. [Computer:] Transport Ship OGC1. Pickup requested. General space dictator has been
indicted for war crimes. He requests his sexy daughters taken to safety. The reward is 500 duckets. [Jay:] Ah, this sounds good. 500 duckets aand we get
to bone some dictator daughters. I’m in. Let’s do this. [Hamilton:] You crazy, man.
This dude’s a bloodthirsty tyrant. If you touch his daughters he’s gonna kill us, man! [Jay:] So I should wait ’till
he’s in jail to bone the daughters… Perfect. [Hamilton:] I got a baad feel-
[Jay:] Sshh. This is OGC1, and we accept
that sexy mission. Thank you. *gasps*
[Jay:] Okay everyone, just chill. There’s been a slight misunderstanding.
This is not what it looks like. [Dictator:] It look like
you are about to die. [Jay:] Noooo. Oh, uh, wait, wait. Wait. I invoke space rule 35. *gasps*
[Dictator:] I accept. I will see you in dojo. [Jay:] Good, I’ll see you in the doj- wait. Which one is rule 35? [Hamilton:] Rule 35 is a fight to the death, dumbass. [Jay:] Ooh, rightrightrightrightright. I meant thir- ah, he’s gone. [Hamilton:] Good, luck, man.
[Jay:] I think I can take this guy. Looks kinda fat. And has a beautiful set of manboobs. Look at those things. They are majestic. Let me paint you. What? Awh, come on. This sword is like a baby penis. [Dictator:] Aaaaah! [Ray:] Manboobs. Okay. Okay, man.
Let’s make a deal. I’ll only have sex with one of your daughters,
I don’t need the whole orgy! [Dictator:] Haaaargh! [Jay:] Hamilton! [Hamilton:] Huh? [Jay:] Nice. [Dictator:] Get your hands off my baby girl! [Hamilton:] Nah, man! She was just telling me a secret! [Dictator:] Okay! Your turn to die! KILL THEM! [Jay:] Go go go! Can you believe that guy? What a dick. Great tits though. I think that went pretty well. [Hamilton:] Shut up, man. [Jay:] Nnnnnice.

100 thoughts on “Deep Space 69 – Pilot (Ep #1)

  1. Omg the girls was wearing nothing on their boobs,.. And yeah the boy was wearing no underwear… 😍😍😍😍omg im in love with this cartoon. Me and my bf watch that all the time.. Sometimes when the girls are wearing no bikinis I also don't wear my clothes and my pajama I'm in my bikinjs and my bf is without his shirt😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😘😘😘😘😍😍😍😍😘😘😘😍😍😘❀❀❀.

  2. The ship is a penis!!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  3. I like how the pick up request says five sexy daughters but there's only 4 girls. Carl is the one we don't talk about

  4. Hamilton:Rule 35 is the fight yo the death u dumbass
    Jay: Ooh, right(5x) I will accept the challenge

  5. Hamilton:Rule 35 is the fight yo the death u dumbass
    Jay: This look like a baby penis, okay(2Γ—) I will only have sex with one of ur daughter I don't need the enitre organ Hamilton nice

  6. who'd think a dubass and a koala man in Elite Dangerous combined with Star Wars would be the next thing to Rick and Morty for hilarious syfy crap

  7. I thought this would be a good place to ask everyone, I used to watch a series on YouTube about a preschool or something similar. It was a cartoon series and had hellish themes and I just remembered about it out of nowhere and now I can’t find it and it’s fucked me up so much
    Please help me find me

  8. Every situation that’s not sexual..Jay makes it sexual. It’s a superpower! And Hamilton is the voice of reason.. i love these two..such a good combination!

  9. Wtf, i'm insulted. I had not heard of this channel or series, but youtube suggested an episode. Got all excited but the very first episods is a Star wars parody…. really, frickin STAR WARS?? when the name suggests a parody of DS9? I'm out of here, not a fan of fantasy.

  10. Love this cartoon duo, the cuddly sidekick 🐨 Koala 🐨 Hamilton who has good sense in his furry little world. Then there’s captain 🧒 Jay 🧒 who for a better work is a waste of space, all the hype about him and his continuous boner, with the necessary urge that he must πŸ›Œ bed πŸ›Œ every female in the galaxy. Unfortunately this is just not the case for the horny captain. These mini stories are very good and gets very addictive to watch. Nice!
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  11. I found this series way to young, and now I'm revisiting this site of ruined childhood, it's marvelous

  12. He knows what wikis snatch smells like bc he was in a line with Kirk, Packard, Han solo, and many other famous pilots and or captains while renewing his space license

  13. It's not just a reference to Stalin, the whole episode looks like an intentional reference to an anti-totalitarian play "To Kill a Dragon" by Evgeny Shvarts.

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